Shall He Be Raped?

by Simon, SimonOnSports

This week a news story passed through the blogosphere that made me cringe like no other. One man just simply decided to rip another guys scrotum off his body cause he was wearing the wrong t-shirt. Simply wearing a Texas t-shirt in Oklahoma got one guys nuts ripped off and resulted in 60 stitches. That is a lot of friggin stitches and the story is quite possibly the most painful piece I have ever read. The man's name is Allan Michael Beckett, he's obviously complete scum and he should be coming to a prison near you in the fall.

Now, the question that naturally popped into my head was will he be raped a lot in prison. Morals say the man should be a prime target for rape. I mean he disrespected men everywhere by going for the groin rather than just punching the guy in the face or smashing a pool cue on his back. In addition by grasping on another mans nuts for long enough to tear his scrotum, I'd imagine that is a relatively lengthy time, he showed some gay tendencies. Straight me don't usually hold other men's balls for more than, say never, straight men don't hold other men's balls. The occasional nut tap for pain and/or comedy purposes is the only acceptable time for hand to nut contact.

But the question remains will he get raped. If you were the raper, here's a fact you know, he has enough power and a strong enough grip to rip your scrotum off of your body. That's pretty threatening. It might just be better to find one of the 'broads' that likes it or the typical weak child molesters. But deep down you know that he should be raped most likely more than anyone in the place. B

Than you reach a logical conclusion, Gang Rape. This man should be gang raped, it's safer for all participants. His arms can be held during the process and if somehow he grabs hold of your junk than one of the other participants can give him a punch directly to the throat while the rest jab him in the ribs and arms to loosen his grip. His success rate at ripping off another mans scrotum in a gang rape would be infinitesimally small.

So Allan I hope you enjoy your term in Federal Pound Me in the Ass Prison as someones hole is about to be widened significantly.