Top 10 Consolations for Michael Vick's Fantasy Owners

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool

10. Keeper league decisions just got easier

9. No more sub-100 yard passing games

8. Just like the Falcons, you've got a built-in excuse for sucking this year

7. You never have to watch the Falcon wideouts again

6. Your decision to handcuff Joey Harrington looks less... ok, sorry, still pretty stupid

5. If you also own Warrick Dunn, Vick stops vulturing him between the 20s

4. His playoff matchups were pretty weak anyway

3. Frees you up to own quarterbacks that cause you less grief from your fellow owners, including Brady Quinn, Eli Manning and Daunte Culpepper

2. No more injury worries

1. Just like the Falcons, no one will mind if you pretend you never had him