The only thing that matters is what we believe will make people watch SportsCenter more often and longer. Our goal is to make SportsCenter better all the time, and the only way to do that is to take some risks. -- Glenn Jacobs, senior coordinating producer of ESPN's SportsCenter, defending his decision to greenlight "Who's Now"10. "Who's Small": Midget wrestling, in oil, with Stuart Scott as your referee
9. "Cold Hard Kruk": In-show poll to determine if John Kruk keeps his job or gets fired
8. "Strip Prompter": The anchor duo of Erin Andrews and Linda Cohn take off a piece of clothing whenver they stumble on the script (No, Linda, no!)
7. "Who's Then": The updated edition of "Who's Now", where the loser in each match-up dies
6. "NBA Mush Mouth": Stephen A. Smith and Dick Vitale compete to see who can win an NBA debate while inserting marbles in their mouths
5. "Budweiser In My Hot Seat": Sean Salisbury shows the audience what got him suspended
4. "Old Spice Bear Necessities": Chris Berman finally succumbs to what he mistakenly believes is the blogosphere's desire to see him do the show while dressed in leather
3. "Pedro Gomez Is Trying To Kill Himself", where the ertswhile Bonds Shadow tries various X Game stunts without training or safety gear
2. "SportsCenter Aida" puts Mike and Mike in a hermetically sealed set; when the oxygen is used up, they suffocate while singing, and pass out in each other's arms
1. Actually, you know, showing sports
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