Top 10 Signs Spree's Yacht Was About To Be Repossessed

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool

Ed. Note: The Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel reports that Latrell Sprewell had his 70-foot, $1.5 million yacht repossessed. Leaving aside the remarkable courage of the Repo Man, what were the warning signs that the ex-NBA superstar was having money problems?

10. "Milwaukee's Best" wasn't just the name of the boat, if you catch our drift

9. French's mustard served instead of Grey Poupon

8. Competent naval personnel replaced with Bob Denver

7. Spree kept talking about how 70 feet was just to much to keep up

6. Anchor sold, replaced with Michael Olowokandi

5. Spree was reduced to choking his own dock workers, instead of having his posse do that for him

4. Libel lawsuit papers against the NY Post written on the back of a paper shopping bag

3. Shopping a controversial new answer book to John Amaechi, "You Think That's Gay? I'll *SHOW* You Gay, Mother F*****"

2. Palimony suits just aren't as cheap as they used to be

1. Stopped feeding his family, and the kids that he's only allowed to communicate with by phone had to accept the charges