by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool
Note: After Sunday's action, the Red Sox lead the AL East by just 4 games -- their lowest margin since May 1. What are the signs that those never-stay-quiet citizens of Red Sox Nation are starting to show the strain?
10. Refuses to admit that 1977 and 2007 both end in the number seven
9. Refers to Eric Gagne as Bob Stanley
8. Rooting for Jon Lester to get cancer again
7. No longer insisting that an outfield of Crisp, Hinske, Drew and Mo Pena is world-class
6. Making weak "Joba the Hut" jokes about the Yankees' new reliever
5. Watching "The Bronx Is Burning" on ESPN in the hope that it ends well for them
4. Has completely disowned any positive memory of Kevin Millar
3. Suspects Kevin Garnett won't work out for the Celtics, since his appearance at Fenway hasn't created a winning streak
2. Just to be safe, wants Josh Beckett to start every game
1. In every other sentence, says the Sawx lead their division by more games than any other as a reflex
Monday, August 13, 2007
Top 10 Signs That Red Sox Fan Is Losing It
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8 comment(s):
8. Rooting for Jon Lester to get cancer again
That is so wrong, but funny none the less!
Who cares about 1977?
8. Rooting for Jon Lester to get cancer again
You are truly an f****** idiot.
Sign #11 -- Loses temper easily...
"Rooting for Jon Lester to get cancer again"
Hahaha, there's nothing funnier than making fun of life threatening diseases.
And people call Sox fans assholes.
Here's hoping there's a carcinogen with your name on it, dickface.
Silly Jalen. Sox fans *are* massholes. They have their own special name and everything.
And they care enough about winning that a guy with a 6.43 ERA may not be in their prayers. Hence, lots of sites linking the comedy. It's funny 'cause it's true. (And, one suspects, because if you aren't a Red Sox Fan, you probably hate Red Sox Fan. Y'all have managed to outjerk the Yankees. Congrats!)
But by all means, get pissed off. The best thing about MLB is that every year, no matter what, Red Sox or Yankee Fan cries. It's proof of God's love.
And you've managed to make every "Masshole", no matter who idiotic, look like a brain surgeon in comparison.
YOU are absolutely an asshole.
And you've GOT to be a Yankee fan.
You have to love the Chowds. If you aren't with them, you *must* be with the Yankees. Doesn't life ever get, you know, dull in your two-person league? (Hint: it does for the rest of us.)
Who idiotic, indeed. I wear the Green and Gold. Like it matters.
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