Epic Carnival: Top 10 Signs Your Fantasy Football Draft Preparation Has Gone Too Far

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Top 10 Signs Your Fantasy Football Draft Preparation Has Gone Too Far

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool

10. You can't stop moving the round that you'd take Joey Harrington in

9. You've watched the fourth quarter of a pre-season game that does not involve your favorite team

8. You have ranked 100 more players than your league drafts, so that you have a jump on free agent pick-ups

7. You can no longer tell the difference between mock and real drafts

6. You are reading this article hoping for actual useful information, like the fact that Patrick Crayton led the Cowboys in third down receptions in 2007, and Owens and Glenn are old and injury prone. You know, just saying.

5. You are more excited by this year's new Carolina zone blocking scheme than you were by last year's new Houston zone blocking scheme

4. You stood on line for Madden '08 so you could get the new player rankings inputted into your draft cheat sheets

3. You stay up to watch the 4am repeat of "NFL Live" to see if they've added new content for the West Coast

2. You are actively considering the strategy of tanking in the first week, so that you have first pick of the Anquan Boldin / Marques Colston types

1. You are adjusting your rankings in another window while reading this

1 comment(s):

More Credible said...

*minimizes Yahoo! player rankings...*

I'm determined to win this league.




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