Top 11 Advantages of the Angels' Rat Infestation

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool

According to the Orange Country Register, rodent infestation at Angel Stadium is 13 times that of Petco Park and Dodger Stadium combined.

But surely, there has to be a bright side to the 118 vermin violations logged there in the last 2.5 years, along with the 33 "major" violations where the rodents were in the food venues? Of course there is, and Epic Carnival is proud to bring it to you.

11. Free movie tie-in with Pixar

10. Garrett Anderson's slow decline isn't the irreversible effects of age -- it's The Plague

9. Rally Monkey far more entertaining to watch when fighting for his life

8. Thunderstix now have a legitimate purpose

7. The cost of feeding Bartolo Colon has gone way down

6. For the first time since reaching the bigs, John Lackey has friends

5. Vlad Guerrero's outfield target practice alone is worth the price of admission

4. With luck, the rats will reach Disney soon, and end the public embrace of vermin

3. Chone Figgins feels taller by comparison; confidence boost has turned his whole season around

2. Were planted there by Old Man Joyner, who feels that revenge is a dish best served scurrying

1. Rex Hudler can not stop shrieking, and his commentary has never been better