Who's the Worst on Tour?

by dswinder, Sons of Sam Malone

When you think of the PGA Tour, what's the first thing that comes to mind? Tiger Woods...Right? If it's not Tiger, it's Phil, Ernie, Furyk, Sergio, etc...The point I'm trying to make is the first players that come to mind when thinking of the PGA Tour are the guys that are always at the top of the leaderboard...The guys that are, you know, good...The thing I wanna know is, how is this fair? What about the other guys? The guys that suck, the guys that don't make money, the guys that will never quite make it...Shouldn't we give them some sort of recognition? I mean, they have to have some talent, otherwise they wouldn't even be on tour in the first place...So I've taken it upon myself to determine who the worst player currently part of the PGA Tour actually is...I would attempt to explain the process of coming to the following conclusion, but it's highly scientific, and I wouldn't want to boggle your mind...Let's get started...

The 250th ranked player in the World Golf Rankings is Lee Janzen, but I think it would be a stretch to actually say that Lee is the WORST player on tour...He's won eight tournaments in his career, but has really slipped as of late...Especially this year...But even with the numbers (19 tournaments, only 6 cuts made), I'm finding it hard to deem Lee the Tour's worst...

Willie Wood was recently not even good enough to be listed on the PGA Tour moneyboard, which would have made for a good argument to win the position of the worst player on tour, but a recent surge has Willie Wood sitting at 251...Good job Willie...

Guy Boros is currently listed at 253 on the moneyboard, which puts him as the lowest listed money winner on tour...With only one cut made, and four tournaments played thus far in '07, Guy has made a strong run at the Worst Player on Tour Title...The thing that really put Boros over the edge is his recent drop in moneyboard position...Also, unlike Janzen, Boros isn't even in the top 250 of the World Golf Rankings...If you add the 6, carry the 1, and divide by the square root of the cosine of the tangent of 67.4 to the fifth power, you should realize that Guy Boros is the "Official" Worst Player on Tour...

Congrats Guy! And keep up the crappy work...