THE AFTER PARTY

Kerlon Foquinha is a Brazilian soccer player with a bright future. That is, if he doesn't get killed first. He uses the infamous "seal dribble" that angers virtually every defender he faces, so much so that they often just haul off and deck him. (Rumors and Rants)

Another take: I know what you're thinking, what the hell is seal dribbling? It's juggling the soccer ball on your head and running by guys and it's causing a huge fuss in the soccer world. Should it be allowed? (The Beautiful Game)

The most amazing monkey athletics you'll ever see. In Japan, he's known as Pan the Sportsman. In America, he's simply the finest tennis player and bowler we've ever seen. (The Blog of Hilarity)

Did the cheating Patriots curse the BoSox with bad karma? Does football karma have any effect on baseball karma? They ask a professional clairvoyant for her opinion. (Bugs & Cranks)

Maybe you don't want to see this, or maybe you do. I'm not sure what gets you off. But anyway, this is Tiger, mid-round, taking a dump at the US Open before teeing off. (100% Injury Rate)

Dale Jr.'s sponsors will be Mountain Dew (which is fitting) and The National Guard. With a little digging, someone found out who the other "players" were that were in the running for Junior's sponsor. (The Money Shot)

At the risk of appearing too obviously obsessed with 'roids, we ask the question: Was the Juice juiced? Probably not. (Steroid Nation)

Tony LaRussa, out of Saint Louis? Say it isn’t so! He’s the greatest manager baseball has ever seen, what will the Cardinals ever do without him? We’re doomed! (I'm Writing Sports)

Esquire named the sports blog Girls Gone Sports one of their Top 100 things they love in our culture right now. Well, yeah, they have boobies! I kid, because I care. (Girls Gone Sports)

It's just about time for the BBWAA to turn in their ballots for the yearly Major League Baseball awards. And it is also the time for bloggers to opine on how staggeringly dumb some of these writers are by casting our own votes on the awards. (Crashburn Alley)

Heather Graham is still yummalicious. (Popaholic)