BADGER? I HARDLY KNEW HER!

by DCScrap, Our Book of Scrap

Note: You must play this song while reading this post.

I know how terribly excited fans of college football can get when their team is doing really well on the field, but this might be taking it to the extremes of fandom.

While the Badgers were scoring frequently in the second quarter of their victory over Washington State on Sept. 1, a young couple was scoring on their own in a stall in the women's restroom in the upper deck, resulting in a court appearance today on charges of disorderly conduct.

Yep. They were doin' the dirty deed in the bathroom during the Badgers' win over Washington State. Lee Corso was so fired up about this show of team support that he peed himself. Oh wait, that happens all the time. Never mind.

According to UW Police Officer Gerard Pehler, he was assisting a fan who had fallen due to heat exhaustion when a bystander approached and asked him, "Can you do anything about two having sex in the women's restroom stall?"

"They're going at it pretty good," added the fan.

On, Wisconsin! On, Wisconsin!
Plunge right through that line!
(or something like that...)

The two were pulling up their pants when the officer arrived. "I asked them quite loudly to get out of the stall," Pehler says in his report of the incident. the woman still had her pants down and was struggling to pull them up, the officer said. "It should be noted that she was unsuccessful in the attempt because her pants were inside out," the officer said.

On, Wisconsin! On, Wisconsin!
Grand old Badger state!
We, thy loyal sons and daughters
Hail thee good and great. (and sex-ay!)

Source: Capital Times