BREAKING: EVEN MORE BAD NEWS FOR VICK

by DCScrap, Our Book of Scrap

It has been a really, really bad week for our favorite dog-fighting aficionado, Michael Vick. First he finds out that he will face charges in Surry County in addition to the Federal charges, then gets sued by his bank for $2.3 million, and now he has gone all Ricky Williams and tested positive for weed.

A urine sample submitted by Michael Vick has tested positive for marijuana, and as a result he'll have tighter restrictions on his freedom.

Vick must participate in a program of inpatient or outpatient substance therapy and mental health counseling if the pretrial services officer or supervising officer deem it appropriate and is restricted to his residence every day from 10 p.m. to 6 a.m. or as directed by the pretrial services officer. The home confinement will include electronic monitoring.

Looks like Vick will be getting fitted for a new piece of jewelry real soon.

Source: ESPN
Image: The Onion