The Carny Clubhouse

by DCScrap, Our Book of Scrap

A look back at yesterday's best on the Carnies' very own Web sites.

Today's Carny Clubhouse Attendant is Jennifer Walcott...

Joba Stealing Jacoby's Thunder? (Center Field)
The NY Daily News, CBS SportsLine and MiLB.com all seem to have their facts wrong.

The Biggest Losers (Doberman On The Diamond)
A look at the 10 worst winning percentages in head-to-head match-ups in Major League Baseball history.

Farewell, Sweet Blog (Just Call Me Juice)
Starting Monday, I will be starting a brand new blog called Storm the Court, exclusively covering college basketball.

Thank You, Oh Lord, For Giving Us A Regular Season NFL Game: Top 11 Stories That Can Now Go Away (Five Tool Tool)
Thank God the game wasn't in New Orleans, because then the following list wouldn't go to 11.

And panic sets in... (With Malice...)
Japan have their backs against the wall in their Rugby World Cup opening game versus Australia.

David Boston. Illegal Substances. Surprise. (More Credible)
Tampa Bay's David Boston is linked to more "illegal substances".

Weekly Waste of Oxygen Award (Simon on Sports)
This weeks biggest douche, moron or scumbag.

Wrap it up, I'll fake it (surely you recall the fabulous T-Birds, right?) (Brahsome)
Over 100,000 condoms were returned to the health department in DC recently for having faulty wrappers.

Elijah Dukes Ain't Payin' Dat Papa' Boo Boo (Sons of Sam Malone)
Elijah Dukes needs to pay his child support...

Mexican Mascot vs Midget Bat-Boy Dance-off (Home Run Derby)
A Minor League baseball game in the Liga Mexicana de Beisbol (LMB) where Chacho, the mascot of the Tigres de Quintana Roo (Cancun) is about to have a dance off with the bat-boy.

The Girl's Guide To Winning A NASCAR Driver (Our Book of Scrap)
Without even reading this book, I bet I can sum up the guide with two words: Bud. Weiser.