The Carny Clubhouse

by Simon, SimonOnSports

A look back at today's best on the Carnies' very own Web sites.

Today's Carny Clubhouse Attendant is another Beautiful Brit, Lindsey Strutt...

Message Board Marauder (Doberman on the Diamond)
The weekly look around the world of sports internet message boards

Tundra Tale (Five Tool Tool)
Thousands of words on DMtShooter's trip to Lambeau. Some of them have to be funny.

A Day in the Life of Ed Hercules Hochuli (Sons of Sam Malone)
Ed Hochuli is a stud.

MLB Mascot Brackets - Sluggerrr vs Paws (Home Run Derby)
Buried in this Mascot Bracket throwdown between Sluggerr and Paws is great video of the Royals' Mascot (Sluggerrr) getting humped by a fan from behind.

Late to the Party (Babes Love Baseball)
The Oakland Athletics hit not one, but TWO grand slams last night in their 9-3 win over the slumping Seattle Mariners! Too bad they won't be playing baseball in Oakland next month.

You Can Still Achive Your NBA Dreams (Introducing Liston)
Introudicing the National Association for the Attachment to Championship Pedigree.

NFL Week 1 Awards (SimonOnSports)
Here to Help Point out Who Sucks, the Chokers, and the Idiots around the NFL.

Another Reason to Pay For Porn (shakedownsports)
An Italian hard core porn channel just bought the rights to televise a Uefa Cup match.

Warriors… come out and plaaaay - but don't bring your haka (With Malice...)
The University of Hawaii Warriors have been banned from doing their Haka... but - was it theirs to do in the first place?