The Carny Clubhouse

by Simon, SimonOnSports

A look back at today's best on the Carnies' very own Web sites.

Today's Carny Clubhouse Attendant is another Beautiful Brit, Lucy Pinder...

Sabathia, Beckett Frontrunners for AL Cy (Vegas Watch)
A breakdown of the AL pitchers still in contention for this year's award.

About That Lawsuit (Six Pack Sports Report)
In the end the only person who was harmed by "nappy headed ho"-gate was Don Imus.

Kige and Jesus, Perhaps More Similar Then You Think (SimonOnSports)
Just how alike are Kige and the Son of God?

A Real American Hero (The Grand National Championships)
In comparison to Rick Ankiel, there are real heroes that fly under the radar.

Vince McMahon's Super-Seed Creates a Leprechaun Midget Named Hornswoggle VIDEO (The Angry T)
Because We All Love Vince McMahon.

Kim Jong-il Proposed Bet to George Bush on Women's World Cup (Doberman on the Diamond)
Kim Jong-il wrote a letter to President George Bush, offering to make a friendly wager on the game. We have obtained the only known copy.

They found Steve Bartman (Home Run Derby)
Hilarious Video of "Bartman" on the Kiss Cam.

If You Ain't Cheatin', You Ain't Tryin' (Sons of Sam Malone)
The Patriots didn't cheat. There are plenty of logical reasons for that camera.