DOTTIE PEPPER'S KIND OF A C*NT

by BOHChris, Blog of Hilarity

In the high stakes world of women's golf, there's always a good chance that tempers will flare. So many colorful personalities and so much public interest makes the spotlight extra bright for female golfers. Thus, it's no shock that tempers are flaring after rambunctions comments by golfer Dottie Pepper in which she calls the American Women's team "chokin' freakin' dogs". And with the passion and moxie you can only get from women's golf, the American Team ended up winning the *cough* prestigious Solheim Cup.

Dominating the singles matches as they typically have, the Americans celebrated one of the most coveted wins in women's golf Sunday, a 16-12 decision over Europe that ended any thought they might be the "chokin' freakin' dogs" that TV analyst Dottie Pepper said they were.

On Saturday, after the United States turned a couple of looming wins into disappointing ties, Pepper called the Americans "chokin' freakin' dogs." It was a comment Pepper made when she thought she was off the air, but wasn't.

"It was hurtful, very, very hurtful to all of us on the team," assistant captain Beth Daniel said. "Dottie's been there. She knows what it's like. Even if she said it off the air, it was ill-spirited."

Ill-spirited? Why with that kind of tough talk, we may end up seeing these two gems of the fairway square off in another very important women's sport: Foxy boxing. Nothing gets me off harder than a couple of women in mullets fighting for Ovular Superiority. Finally, something to replace the hole in my heart that the conclusion of the WNBA Finals has left behind.