by WCK, 100% Injury Rate
Remember high school? When you used to go pee on your rivals' synthetic soccer field to mess with them? Uh, neither do I. But anyway, that happened recently in the Boston area, when girls from Holliston High School decided to pull a prank by peeing on rival Medway High's soccer field.
And here's the bonus. The video of this prank, and pictures of it, are supposedly online somewhere. That's nice, now all you perverts have something to do this weekend.
Anyway, this was my favorite sentence from the story: School officials said the field has been disinfected and no matches should be disrupted.
I'm not exactly sure how you you disinfect a synthetic soccer field, but I'm guessing "disinfecting" is code for "we threw some water on it." I mean it's a soccer field, not a medical lab.
Any players determined to have been involved in the prank could face suspension from the Massachusetts Interscholastic Athletic Association, officials said.
Medway was scheduled to play Holliston next on Sept. 14. The two schools have a long-standing rivalry and in 2002 a former Medway athletic director suffered broken ribs during a basketball game brawl with Holliston. Sounds like one awesome rivalry to me.
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Hey - Great job to the Holliston High School kids !!!! Takes alot of skill not to pee on your own clothes !!!
How do you disenfect a soccer field - must be a lot of dogs, squirrels and other animals that use it as a public bathroom .
I never peed on soccer fields, but that's only because I didn't play soccer. As a swimmer I often peed in the rival team's pool. I felt very smug doing it too. So ha!
Remember, this happened in the greater Boston area -- the same town that went Code Red over an Aqua Teen Light Brite. So it wouldn't surprise me if they want full hazmat teams on the site -- and if one of the perps had been Muslim, I'm sure it would have been a lead story on Fox...
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