Farewell, We Shall Miss Your Enhanced Chest

by Kyle Smith, Doberman On The Diamond

In a move that everybody nobody saw coming, Sports by Brooks is reporting that Jenn Sterger was canned by the formerly respected website SI.com.

The former Florida State Cowgirl had been doing a semi-regular column over there about, well, nothing at all. Nobody read the damn thing, they just wanted to know when she was going to get naked. Which she finally did in Playboy (the pictures are quite easy to find, so do it yourself - *cough* Yahoo images *cough*).

Personally, we enjoyed Jenn Sterger and her fake breasts. In particular, we enjoyed The Big Lead's take on her, which aptly described her as "stripper hot."

And though we never read any of her columns, one can only assume they were well-written, informative and classy, just like her. But now that she no longer has that job, what on earth is poor Jenn to do? SBB fills us in, saying she "has been furiously auditioning in L.A. over the past year for any and all reality shows that will consider her."

So, to honor Jenn on this sad day for her, a day of unemployment, we will do what we do best here at Epic Carnival - give you a pictorial of her wearing very little, after the jump.