by Kristine, This Suit Is Not Black
Everyone's favorite snitch, Jose Canseco, for all intents and purposes, is a man. But Jose Canseco thinks outside of the box, and he refuses to be defined by things as simple as biology. That's why he entered the California State Poker Championship Ladies No Limit Hold 'em Tournament Saturday.
Canseco and five other women with penises enforced the "no discrimination" policy of the casino and entered the tournament. And then they all lost. To women. Canseco was the first to bust.
Wait a minute, maybe Jose actually thinks he is a woman. Since he claims to have been able to run a 4.2 40 yard dash, then perhaps him thinking that he is a woman isn't so far-fetched.
And congratulations to Gabrielle Wagner, who proved to have bigger balls than Canseco ... at least at the poker table.
(Belated hat tip: The Grand National Championships - the first place to report this.)
Thursday, September 20, 2007
JOSE CANSECO WILL NOT BE DEFINED BY YOUR DEFINITIONS
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Way to be late to the party.
Indeed? I wonder where she heard the news? The Deadspin Blogdome? The Big Lead? SI.Com Hot Clicks? The Sporting News? The second most viewed post on Wordpress?
PUNCTUALITY ROCKS!
So because it was reported on those sites, she is not allowed to report it here to our readers, who may or may not read those sites? I guess if ABC, CBS, and FOX reports something before NBC, NBC isn't allowed to let their viewers know about it too, huh? Interesting.
Apparently, she doesn't even read this site.
http://www.epiccarnival.com/2007/09/midway-crisco-linemen-jose-canseco.html
Way to keep each other informed you half bred retards.
Nice Work Bill Kurtis!
Your investigative reporting skills are off the chain!
I am glad my back is had. Hooray for the anonymous!
I didn't know about Canseco's horrible poker skills. Besides, I knew steroids shrunk the testicles, I just didn't know they produced ovaries....maybe he really IS a woman. This may raise a whole nother part to this investigation! GREAT REPORTING MA'AM!!!
Besides Andrew, the fact that you take ur time to read every single blog statement on all those sights just goes to show that you need to do something better with you're time, like get a girl! or guy, whichever you prefer...unlike you, I won't judge!
huaaah? Every single one of those sites linked to me, about this exact story.
Epic Carnival did too. 8 hours before this post.
And by the way, Kristine, way to get your buddy jumping in to defend you. Outstanding work there, champy!
Did you guys not see this at the end of the story?
(Belated hat tip: The Grand National Championships - the first place to report this.)
Just because she didn't see the story on your site didn't mean she stole it. Let it go people.
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