LinkGasm 9-10-07

by DCScrap, Our Book of Scrap

LinkGasm is your one-stop-shop for all the stuff that isn't being spit out by the Carnies here at Epic Carnival. Expect sarcasm, girls, and some sports thrown in as well. If you'd like to be considered for inclusion in future editions, please email your stories here.

- Summer is almost over. Which sucks because for those of us who live in climates that actually have cold weather will see less and less of things like the picture on the right. (CO-ED Magazine)

- If you're not too excited to get up early for women's soccer, there's a way you can feel good about ignoring it. Even though the sexy Hope Solo won't be happy. (The Beautiful Game)

- Week one in the NFL is in the books. So what did we learn? The Browns still suck. It's going to be a long season for Atlanta. Does Houston have a football team? Or is Kansas City that f**king bad? (Hawg Sports)

- Joba the Stud (why hasn't that nickname caught on?) has autographed a plain jane limited edition ball for sale to collectors. This baseball will be forfeited as soon as many eyes see it. (Pop Jocks)

- If you missed Chad Johnson's special touchdown celebration during tonight's game, well, shame on you. You should never miss a game in which Chad plays. Man, we love CJ. (Awful Announcing)

- The Red Sox and A's are close to opening the 2008 season in the Tokyo Dome. No word on whether Tuffy Rhodes is scheduled to hit three homers in that game. (The Buried Lead)