LinkGasm 9-11-07

by DCScrap, Our Book of Scrap

LinkGasm is your one-stop-shop for all the stuff that isn't being spit out by the Carnies here at Epic Carnival. Expect sarcasm, girls, and some sports thrown in as well. If you'd like to be considered for inclusion in future editions, please email your stories here.

- Petra Nemcova was recently at some event, doing something, for some reason, whatever. She's hawt! (The Grumpiest)

- If you’re a reader of Why Don’t We Get Drunk and Blog?, you’re more than familiar with the comedic stylings of Dave Lozo. If he’s not on your must-read list, this interview should change your mind. (Pyle of List)

- Sources claim a Major League Umpire received shipments of human growth hormone earlier this season to grow a giant belly to use whilst bumping Major League managers during on-field shouting altercations. (Bugs & Cranks)

- The Red Sox owner wants to buy New Hampshire International Speedway just a few months after unveiling a No. 99 "Fenway" race car. Commence NASCAR joke overload... (Red Sox Monster)

- Yes, it's true. There's a Pittsburgh auto dealer selling a line of Roethlisberger signature GMC Sierras, complete with a Ben graphics package. No, I can't believe it either. (Mondesi's House)