LinkGasm 9-12-07

by DCScrap, Our Book of Scrap

LinkGasm is your one-stop-shop for all the stuff that isn't being spit out by the Carnies here at Epic Carnival. Expect sarcasm, girls, and some sports thrown in as well. If you'd like to be considered for inclusion in future editions, please email your stories here.

Did Kim Kardashian always look like this? What happened to her lips? Did she get lip lipo? Does that even exist? Do we even care, since her rack is large enough to have it's own satellites? (The Superficial)

Take equal parts baseball and Japanese ingenuity, mix in some shots to the face, and what do you have? The best game show EVER. (Red Sox Monster)

The Justice Department on Thursday said Internet service providers should be allowed to charge a fee for priority Web traffic. Several phone and cable companies, such as AT&T Inc., Verizon Communications Inc. and Comcast Corp., have previously said they want the option to charge some users more money for loading certain content or Web sites faster than others. Uh, what? (Crashburn Alley)

Is it really too much to ask to have doctors take ligaments from the arms of Yankee pitchers Kyle Farnsworth and Carl Pavano and have them surgically placed in the ailing elbow of Roger Clemens? (Bugs & Cranks)

Ten more MLB player's names may come out of Albany DA David Soares probe into Florida Internet pharmacies. We have a difficult time remembering the first few players from back in the spring but Sarge Jr. vaguely rings a David Bell. (Steroid Nation)