LinkGasm 9-14-07

by DCScrap, Our Book of Scrap

LinkGasm is your one-stop-shop for all the stuff that isn't being spit out by the Carnies here at Epic Carnival. Expect sarcasm, girls, and some sports thrown in as well. If you'd like to be considered for inclusion in future editions, please email your stories here.

The classics never go out of style. Take for example Elizabeth Hurley's rack. It's like a '57 Chevy: big, old, and good for making vroom-vroom sounds when you've got both hands firmly grasping ... wait, what was I talking about? (Hollywood Tuna)

The Marlins have been hamstrung by a stingy ownership that has kept the team payroll in the bottom rung among Major League Baseball teams. The Rays, too, have been among the bottom-feeders payroll-wise. Do the two Floridian teams need a change of scenery, a change in ownership, or both? (Crashburn Alley)

A video montage, capturing the weekend's wild action in Euro Cup qualifying. There's a Portuguese coach punching a trash-talking Serb, Albanian firework hooliganism and more! It's a perfect example of what American soccer needs to become relevant. (The Beautiful Game)

Randy Moss' Answering Machine. Listen in as the Patriots wide receiver hears from Tom Brady, Bill Belichick, Bobby Bowden and others. (SI.com Extra Mustard)

My favorite site and absolute genius idea known as SEC Poon has been completely shut down! All posts and pictures have been deleted. NOTHING is left but a picture of Bama Head Coach Nick Saban's pompous mug with a message. (Mac Gs World)

There's not much to say about this video, other than Red Sox fans do some dumb stuff from time to time. Granted, it's not mustard this time, and it does celebrates the great Big Papi ... but still... I don't know about this. (Red Sox Monster)