Match.com Mondays!

by Sterling Gould, More Credible

As we make our way through this world, we're all trying to do one thing... procreate. But sometimes, it's hard to find a partner that shares the same interests as you do. I'm all about love baby, so I'll be promoting the Match.com's profiles of our favorite athletes/commentators/journalists. You never know, you the reader might find the love of your life!

This Week's Featured Profile: Travis Henry

Display Name: ur_KIDS_aint_MINE20
Status: Online now!

* 28-year-old man
* seeking women (any age)
* within any distance between the sun and the Earth

Relationships: uhh...
Have kids: 9
Want kids: hell no
Ethnicity: black
Body type: beefy, dey call me "cheez" for a reason
Height: 5'9"... but 7'6" in bed
Religion: none
Smoke: i smoke LB's
Drink: only if she is in da club

For Fun:
football, bein' a fuck lion, runnen, clubbin, givin false promises, and tryin to get chile support frum the goverment

My Job:
startin' tailback for the denver bronocs (i know some shortees be likin tha!)

Favorite Hot Spots:
anywhur i can drink up, find some chiken heads, shake the bad foot, and not find myself in a hospitul 9 months later. any place like that got those non-egg-layin' ladees? thatd be nice

Favorite Things:
football, new cleats, smell of cut grass, smell of smokin' grass, the power T, linin' up in a double tight end pro set, catchin' balls in the flat, unprotected sex, havin' the kids get me the remote to change the channel, travelin' from state to state, playin' "find another dad fo' yo' momma" with the kids, and jus bein elusive.

Last Read:
uhh... a playbook? i dont read man, but i did look up wiki for "how to be a dad of nine". search came up empty thouh.

ABOUT ME AND WHO I'M LOOKING FOR:
im lookin' for a female that isn't gonna have anotha kid. isnt there sum sort of surgeree that ties up ur intestines or sumthing? that stops kids right? yeah, i want a gurl that's got her intestines tied.