THE MIDWAY: BEN WALLACE - PUBLIC SPEAKER & HUGO HOCKS A LOOGIE

Have you heard of Orange High School? No? Maybe because they haven't won their football conference's title in 30 years? Apparently they are still well-regarded enough for Ben Wallace to speak at their pep rally though. (Juiced Sports Blog)

Advice: If you play soccer, don't spit on people. Brazilian football's disciplinary tribunal imposed a four-month ban after finding Hugo guilty of "ungentlemanly conduct." Kind of makes Robbie Alomar's five-game suspension seem a bit weak, huh? (The Beautiful Game)