THE MIDWAY: LIONS FANS FIRED UP & BILLICK ACCUSES JETS

That's right, the Lions are 2-0 and atop the NFC North. Are Lions fans a little overexcited? Are they jumping the gun? Are they predicting a playoff run? In the words of the great Randy Watson, "YESSSAH." (The Ghosts of Wayne Fontes)

What happens when Bill Belichick has an affair with one of the women in marriages he's broken up? He gives birth to Eric Mangini - he's tubby, he's crabby, and he likes to cheat. In a report from another credible source, who doubles as an offensive genius in the offseason, Brian Billick says the Jets cheated in their own way. (Suck at Sports)