RANDOM OBSERVATIONS : BILLS @ STEELERS : SECOND HALF EDITION

by Davey, Blown Coverage

The second half is underway and that Peter King curse that I was telling you about before is in full swing as the Bucs are leading the Saints 21-0 at the half. Right now I wouldn't be surprised if a Polar Bear showed up in Tampa and swallowed both Drew Brees and Reggie Bush, all while wearing a pink skirt and juggling some apples.

Besides that, there are a couple of other possible upsets brewing as the Falcons are leading Jacksonville, Houston is leading Carolina and Cleveland is leading Cincy. As you can see, trading Charlie Frye is already paying dividends.

• I guess that only field goals are allowed today. Buffalo starts the second half with a decent drive and are required by law to cap it off with a Ryan Rian Lindell field goal. Pitt leads 12-3 and I'm this close to eating dirt, purely for the entertainment purposes.
  

• CBS keeps showing these promo shots for this new show "Kid Nation". 40 kids will attempt to start a town on their own, without any adults and I guess that we'll have to tune in to see if they succeed or fail. I guess that Michael Jackson will have carpal tunnel by episode # 3 from all the violent masturbation that he will engage in...
  

• An actual touchdown has been scored, this can't be right. Large Benjamin goes play-action at the goal-line and finds Matt Spaeth for the touchdown. Pitt leads 19-3 and the Bills are showing as much life as my prostate glands.

• Tampa is leading New Orleans 28-0 while Houston is date raping Carolina 31-14. That makes me wonder. Do my Dolphins actually have a chance today against Dallas?? No, no they don't. Let's not get foolish here.

• On 4th and 2, Dick Jauron decides to go for it instead of attempting the obligatory field goal and I'm sure that he regretted that decision immediately. J.P. Losman gets knocked in the teeth and fumbles pathetically as a result. Even Charlie Frye thought that that was an ugly play. (yes, that was the 3rd Frye joke of the day)
  

• It appears that Rex Grossman is wearing a J.P. Losman jersey today. Losman decided that it was a good idea to randomly chuck a pass up in the air and the Steelers happily pick it off.
  

• Actually, it was a called an incomplete pass as the Steeler defender came down out of bounds but it doesn't matter. Losman gets impaled on the very next play and it's time to punt again. I'm a Dolphin fan and even I think that this Bills offense is pathetic today..

• And Willie Parker joins the fun. The Steelers march back down the field and Parker hops into the endzone as the Steelers now lead 26-3. We might as well call it a day here.

• Nice to see Cincy and Cleveland play some defense today. Cleveland is leading 41-38 and there's still 1 more quarter to go. Obviously I'm stuck watching J.P. Losman set the forward pass back 50 years.
  

• Lee Evans gets personal foul penalties on back-to-back plays and Evans has just succeeded in killing many a fantasy team and also his own team in about a 5 minute span. Very impressive Lee. That's Peter King type destructiveness right there...
  

• Solomon Wilcots thinks that Najeh Davenport has "nimble feet". I think that Najeh Davenport has "nimble crapping abilities". Ziiiiiiinggggggggggggggggggggg.

• And it's finally over. The Steelers win 26-3 and it's time to watch my Dolphins get ridiculed by the Cowboys. At least I don't have to see those horrible jerseys anymore.