by Sterling Gould, More Credible
Well here's a shocker for ya... Ryan Seacreast likes women? Who would've known? I just thought his "duck curl" hair cut was his way of stepping out of the closet on TV, or maybe he's jumped onto a quick fling for the opposite sex:
Soccer superstar David Beckham confronted a potential love rival on air last week when he challenged Los Angeles DJ Ryan Seacrest over a letter he penned to his wife Victoria. The sports hunk appeared on Seacrest's breakfast radio show on Friday and told the DJ he knew all about his plans to steal the Spice Girls star away for a weekend. Seacrest, who also hosts TV talent show American Idol, confessed, "I have a crush on your wife," prompting Beckham to remark, "I heard that. You offered to take her away for a few days... That's nice."A real challenge right here folks. Victoria has a chance to hook up with a guy who's job is to tell every moron in America what digits to dial to vote on their favorite for an overhyped talent show or keep doin' what she's doin' with the world's biggest sports celebrity superstar (yes, I just said that). What's a (spice) girl supposed to do?
But I applaud Seacrest on the effort. It's a classy move to write a pretty lady a letter. It reminds me of my middle school days when I would write a letter to a girl I was crushing on and had "YES", "NO", or "WITH A CONDOM-MAYBE" boxes at the bottom. Most of the time that last box wasn't checked though. Which came as a surprise, I had my f*cking cootie shot.
Anyways, Seacrest's argument is that he wanted to "keep Victoria occupied while Beckham recoups from injury". Well Hell, if Vicky needs that, tell me where to sign up? And then I'll show her what she wants, what she really, really wants, Zig a Zig ah *breaks into choreographed booty dance*.
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Did it ever cross your mind that Seacrest thought her name was Victor. I mean if you lined up a bunch of famous athletes along with David Beckham and asked people who didn't know sports to pick out the gay one, how many would pick Becks. Maybe Gaycrest isn't really a sports guy and thought that Becks was gay and he had a thing for his cross-dressing life partner. I mean really, is there anything on Vicky that's real?
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