Shoot These Top 10 Lock NFL Bets for 2008... That You Can't Bet On

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool

10) The Thanksgiving games (Green Bay at Detroit, NY Jets at Dallas, Indianapolis at Atlanta) will all suck

9) Giants fans will grow to really, really hate Tiki Barber

8) The Browns will change their quarterback, and it will not matter

7) Bill Belichick will be praised for the job he does coaching an absolutely loaded team in a surprisingly weak division, and no one will give him grief over Rodney Harrison's HGH suspension

6) David Garrard will not save Jack Del Rio's job... because he's David Garrard

5) When the Eagles lose two games in a row, local fans will blame the loss of Jeremiah Trotter and his Veteran Leadership

4) Mario Williams will disappoint the Texans

3) No one will give a rat's ass about your fantasy team, and fantasy football coverage will be laughable

2) The Bengals will have fewer arrests, and Marvin Lewis will be praised for it

1) You will know that Sunday Night Is Football Night, That This Is Our Country, and that you must go on a three-state killing spree