SO JUST EXACTLY HOW HURT IS DAVID BECKHAM?

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So far the MLS and LA Galaxy's *cough* $250 million plan of bringing David Beckham over to the States to give soccer a higher profile in the sporting world has produced this:

David Beckham 3 GP, 2 GS, 198 MIN, 0 G, 2 A

According to LA Galaxy President Alexi Lalas,

“Just because David says he is healthy, that does not mean he is healthy,” Lalas has said. “When are confident he is 100 per cent, physically and mentally, at that time we will see him on the field and not before.”

Oh, really? Yes, we all know Becks has been unable to play because of that horrible ankle injury that keeps him from being able to run with the quick bursts required of a finely-tuned soccer player ...

... unless the paps are after him, that is.

Source: Just Jared