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Top 10 Consolations for Trail Blazer Fan

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool

There's a silver lining to every dark cloud. So what's the bright side of the season-ending injury to top pick Greg Oden for Blazer fan? This list, for one. Buck up, Blazer Rooter. Remember, it's always darkest before the dawn. Unless, of course, there's an eclipse. That'd suck.

10) Since the contract is guaranteed, Paul Allen is even sadder than you

9) Oden will have more time to blog, and get down with his funky self (see picture)

8) You'll have another high pick to watch get hurt in 2008

7) That Western Conference competitive imbalance problem just got a little bit better

6) With the Sonics likely to leave Seattle any minute now and the Grizz long gone, you'll still have the best team in the Pacific Northwest

5) Zach Randolph, Qyntel Woods and Ruben Patterson remain out of town, so it's still a safer place to live

4) The Oden-Durant draft is nothing like Bowie-Jordan, because Jordan was a shooting guard, and Durant's a small forward

3) Better seats will be available, and the Rose Garden won't feel so crowded and loud

2) Since he's already signed a contract, you don't have to worry about the guy not having money for his family

1) More time to enjoy the unbearable whiteness of being with Joel Pryzbilla and Raef LaFrentz

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