(Tomorrow Never Knows... that Boston and New York will be in the playoffs)
Note -- After delighting in the suffering of both the Masshole Nation and the Evil Empire, it's time to face ugly reality... baseball's longest running soap opera is going to have another freaking episode this autumn. What is the rest of the American League blaming on the continued NY-BOS dominance?
10) Really expected things to turn around for the Devil Rays this year
9) Who could have predicted that the Orioles' plan to spend all of their money in middle relief would fail?
8) Tigers forgot that since Jeremy Bonderman can't count to one, he also can't pitch worth a damn in the first inning
7) Seattle's plan of building around low average, low power hitters somehow didn't work out
6) Toronto would have been right there, had the NY-BOS runner-up had just agreed to play .500
5) Billy Beane too interested in proving that he can win without Milton Bradley for the A's to be a factor
4) Angels just keep failing to clone themselves
3) With Francisco Liriano's injury, Minnesota just didn't get enough in the AJ Pyrzinski trade to contend
2) Ozzie Guillen's tragic flaw of being out of his freaking mind didn't help the ChiSox
1) Um, they spend as much on their rosters as the rest of the league combined. What else do you expect?
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