Top 10 Signs You're Caring Way Too Much About Your Fantasy Baseball Playoff

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool

10) You're really bent that the last-place team that drafted Pedro Martinez on Opening Day still has him

9) You know that BK Kim is back in the Marlin rotation -- or if you didn't, you're making sure to remember it for later

8) You hate the extended rosters in September more than you can express in words

7) You've more or less forgotten that real-world pennant races exist

6) You regard Andrew Miller's last two months as an act of personal betrayal, and one more reason to beat Bill Simmons to death with a tire iron

5) "Magic numbers" fill you with dread, as they could mean that your players on contending teams will grab some pine

4) Your idea of the Rick Ankiel Story is a furious collection of muttering as to why the hell LaRussa won't just put him in the lineup everyday and stop dicking around

3) You are reading this list hoping against hope for a shred of useful information (Nate McLouth has 17 steals, and 11 of them are after the All Star Break!)

2) You know that Aubrey Huff is a second-half hitter, and refer to him, without irony, as A-Huff

1) You find reasons to stay up until 3am EST to make a mess of waiver wire moves that could easily have waited until the next morning