THE AFTER PARTY

A quick look at how the Major League Baseball playoff matchups stack up in terms of costing fans sleep. (Red Sox Monster)

After spending quite a bit of time seeking out the, um, truth in this story, it doesn't seem as though Eva Longoria's actually made the leap to amateur porn. Damn. (The FanHouse)

Kaz Matsui's in the Playoffs while the Mets aren't. I'm sure that makes people in Queens Happy. (Simon on Sports)

Finally a live theater production of the movie Point Break. The only question I have is, "What took so damn long?" (TheaterMania via Deadspin)

The St. Louis Cardinals are bush. Bush as in weaselly and cheap, not Busch as in beer. (Cobra Brigade)

With Caddy Williams being one of the latest victims to a season-ending injury, it's time for Tampa Bay to bring in the cavalry: The Real Black Superman. (First and 10 Inches)

Your chance to call your shot in all the MLB playoff series and win fabulous prizes! Okay, a t-shirt. But a really, really cool one! (Five Tool Tool)

We are all dumber now for watching Monday's NFL game. Thank you Tirico, Kornheiser and Jaws. (Chicago Bull)

A salute to Oscar De La Hoya: Guess the Latin boobies! (Liquid Generation)