THE AFTER PARTY

Top 10 ways John Madden likes to service Brett Favre. Al Michaels, for the record, has only six. (Five Tool Tool)

The Nike ad with Shawne Merriman shows him wearing the Reebok logo -- in fact, it's quite prominent on his left shoulder. (The FanHouse)

Two women had the juice when it came to headlines last week. Kimberly Bell and Marion Jones. Both women are linked to BALCO and both are being 'exposed', but in different ways. (Steroid Nation)

So, just where is Manny Ramirez when it comes to comparing him to the all-time great hitters the game has seen? (I'm Writing Sports)

What sports is all about: Rhythmically shaking your genitals in front of a live camera. (NSFW) (The Blog of Hilarity)

Writing through tears today, R&R was forced to name John David Booty the Douchebag of the Week. (Rumors and Rants)

Did you miss the second annual Stiletto Race? Yep, this was not the first one. (With Leather)

Nicole Kidman's breast is trying to escape her dress. (Egotastic!)