THE AFTER PARTY

An interview with Barry Bonds' ex-mistress ex-girlfriend and current Playboy naked girl, Kimberly Bell. (This Suit is Not Black)

Big Ten teams as Harry Potter characters. We'd totally like to bend Michigan over the bathroom sink. (The Ghosts of Wayne Fontes)

Sports movies are becoming too predictable. They're all the same, and it needs to change. (Sons of Sam Malone)

Just when Bears fans were recovered from having to face Barry Sanders twice a year, along comes Adrian Peterson. (Chicago Bull)

Nebraska's AD is gone, Dr. Tom Osborne might replace him and Mac G's Fire Steve Pederson blog set a record. (Mac G's World)

Scott Boras represents juicers Rick Ankiel, Ivan Rodriguez, and Scott Schoeneweis. GMs are now looking twice at the bloated bodies and the bloated salaries of Boras' stud stable. (Steroid Nation)

David Stern's latest, greatest creation. A white African-Canadian point guard. Steve Nash. The NBA's Tiger Woods. (Hugging Harold Reynolds)

This weekend there was a soccer goal that was so awesome it could only be equated to some wildly-awesome hypotheticals in the world's other great sports. (The Beautiful Game)

Podcasts are cool. This one covers the day games from NFL Week 6, plus the BCS standings, the MLB playoffs, and Kelvin Sampson. (The Meaningful Collateral)

Those in Cleveland and St. Louis better not get their hopes up for HD coverage in week eight. (First and 10 Inches)

Century 21 gave away houses at the Home Run Derby to people who, presumably, did not need a house. State Farm could do them one better by giving houses to people who actually need them. (Crashburn Alley)

The Ben-gals cheerleader calendar has dropped. Happy 2008 to me! (Bengals.com)