THE AFTER PARTY

A soccer mom smashed a 68-year-old coach's face with a metal folding-chair in WWE-like fashion earlier this week. (The Beautiful Game)

Journalism 100 takes us through three reasons why some in the media could use a good beating. (CBS Sports)

Despite his financial woes, Michael Vick has somehow bought a pricey house in South Beach. (SPORTSbyBROOKS)

A rational look at the NCAA's reasons for changing from 1-A/1-AA to FBS/FCS. (The Extrapolater)

Jesus called and had a few things to say to the Colorado Rockies. (The Grand National Championships)

Some guy is willing to trade 25 years worth of Playboy magazines for some Series ducats. (Sportscolumn Blog)

Ryan Speier missed the class where they teach how to throw strikes. (Simon On Sports)

Commissioner Bud Selig has not ruled out suspending players who might have violated United States law. (Signal to Noise)

NBA predictions using a corresponding 80’s Hair Metal band for each NBA team. (The Money Shot)

The Miami Dolphins spent most of this week's practices trying to answer questions like whether or not England has end zones. (The Onion)

Michelle Coppa's bikini is stretchy. (Hollywood Tuna)