BILL BELICHICK HAS CORRUPTED AMERICA'S YOUTH

by Kyle Smith, Doberman On The Diamond

By now, we're all comfortable with the fact that Patriots coach Bill Belichick is a cheat, and probably Lucifer's son - or at least his second cousin.

Belichick brazenly displayed his cavalier attitude towards authority by blatantly videotaping his opposition's sidelines in an effort to steal their signals and create an advantage. Only now are the repercussions truly being felt.

It was tolerable to the public when the only consequence was besmirching the integrity of the NFL. But now, his evil influence has reached all the way to high schools, according to the local Fox affiliate in Tampa Bay:

"Largo High School is being punished for an incident where a photographer was caught videotaping the signals from the opposing team's bench.

The Florida High School Athletic Association is fining Largo $250 and issuing a public reprimand."

Damn you, Bill Belichick. Damn you all the way to the fires of Hades.

Is there any doubt in anyone's mind that this is all part of Belichick's master plan? Corrupting the youth of America for his regalement is just step one in his scheme to take over the world, one small piece at a time.

Be forewarned, citizens. Belichick may come after your children next. There's no telling what he might do to make his dream of world domination a reality.