GILBERT ARENAS HAS AN AWESOME LIFESTYLE

by Sterling Gould, More Credible

Ever took time to read Gilbert Arenas' blog on the NBA's website? You should, he's a funny dude, and lives the life of a child with an NBA superstar's bank account. In one of his latest posts, he talks about the two new rookies on the Wizards, Nick Young and Dominic McGuire and their constant attempts to "prank" the NBA All-Star. Young's ideas have been pretty weak, to tell you the truth, as opposed to Agent Zero's, which have been extreme awesomnezz. One of Gilbert's prank plans were to yank Young's keys on a road trip in Philadelphia, send them back to Washington for a friend to intercept, so he can jack Young's car and paint it pink and have it say "I love Dominic" on it. Which would surely be the balls.

One night, the two rookies drove up to Arena's house all decked out in Paintball gear (from "The Adventures of Chuck and Larry"):

So I was sitting in my house playing Halo and I'm looking at my surveillance camera and I see Dominic and Nick creep up to my property all decked out. They parked across the street and they're running towards my house wearing masks and helmets. They came around the side of the house, jumped the wall, and came in through the garage. But by the time they did all that, I already was out of the house and jumped the other wall. They were in the house looking for me and I was across the street flattening their tires so when they decided to leave they'd be on flats.

They couldn't find Arenas, but they did find his "daddy's toaster":

When they left the house, they stole my daddy's toaster! I like making toast! So I told them, Since you don't want to give my toaster back, it's war. He wanted his stuff back, I wanted my stuff back so I told them that we were going to have a paintball shootout.

So Arena's and crew randomly go to the store, buy more paintball equipment, just to have this "match" amongst each other. It was to be five on five, Young and McGuire, another rookie and two of his friends against Gilbert, his friend John, and "three guys that were at the house installing stereo equipment." Tell me how awesome that is? You're so loaded with money, you can go out and buy whatever you want. So what to do? You relive the years that you missed if you had a normal childhood.

I approve.