GIRLS OF THE BIG 10: WE READ IT FOR THE ARTICLES

by DCScrap, Our Book of Scrap

Break out your bikini bottoms girls of the Big 11 10! Playboy is comin' to town.

That's right, everyone's favorite tangentially-college-related media publication is back on campuses looking for girls of lower moral fiber and fake tatas. And we couldn't be happier.

Playboy made a stop near Indiana University this week looking for eager coeds for its upcoming "Girls of the Big Ten" issue.

Some consider the men's magazine degrading to women, but the girls who were trying out for a spot in print said they think it's classy, WRTV-TV in Indianapolis reported.

You're damn skippy, it's classy. A look at the list of women who have posed for Playboy is all you need to know that. Pamela Anderson, Jessica Hahn, that chick from Survivor. All class.

[IU senior Mallory] Edmondson, who previously posed for Playboy's "Party School" issue two years ago, said her family is behind her.

"I thought it was hilarious. My mom called me up and said, 'Guess what I did? I went to the dirty magazine store and bought a Playboy,'" Edmondson said. She said, 'I took it to work and showed everybody.'"

Now that is a mom with a capital M, there.

Coeds who are chosen to appear in the magazine are paid an undisclosed modeling fee. The girls said it isn't about money or becoming famous. They just want a story to tell, the television station reported.

Yes, and the story is, Look at me! I have big cans! And I want everyone to see them!

God Bless America.



Hat Tip: Jen's Free Throws
Source: NBC 6