ISIAH THOMAS GETS TO SEXUALLY HARASS FOR FREE

by BOHChris, Blog of Hilarity

After the thrill-a-minute ride that has been the Isiah Thomas sexual harassment suit, a verdict has been rendered and Isiah is so guilty, but Madison Square Garden will pay the price to Anuncha Browne Sanders.

A jury ruled Tuesday that New York Knicks coach Isiah Thomas sexually harassed a top team executive, subjecting the married mother of three to unwanted advances and a barrage of verbal insults.

But the jury also ruled that Thomas does not have to pay punitive damages to the women, giving him a partial victory after an ugly, three-week trial.

The jury did find that Madison Square Garden committed harassment against the woman, and ruled that MSG should have to pay her punitive damages.

Say what you want about Isiah. You can even call him Mr. Grabby Hands. But there's one thing you can't take away from him: He sure has a tremendous skill in having MSG and the Knicks pay for his transgressions.

At least we'll no longer have to hear about the sordid sexual desires of Isiah Thomas. Until reports come out of him dressing Zach Randolph in a wig and pelting him with basketballs while Isiah masturbates and shouts "YOU TAKE THAT RICK MAHORN!"

Anyway, I can't blame Isiah. When a foxy babe with a hot name like Anuncha is around, what man can control himself? Nothing gets me want to reenact Disclosure more than a girl built like Grape Ape who is so hopelessly incompetent at her job. Bad basketball GMs ... so like us.