MATCH.COM MONDAYS: JASON KRAUSE

by Rupert, Ghosts of WayneFontes

As we make our way through this world, we're all trying to do one thing... procreate. But sometimes, it's hard to find a partner who shares the same interests as you do. I'm all about love baby, so I'll be promoting the Match.com profiles of our favorite athletes/commentators/journalists. You never know, you the reader might find the love of your life!

This Week's Featured Profile: Jason Krause
Display Name: To_The_House_Krause
Status: Online now!

* age: 10-year old boy
* seeking: Friends, I have zero

Relationships: None
Have kids: Nope, I am one silly
Ethnicity: White Jewish kid
Body type: small
Height: 4'5" or so
Religion: Jewish
Smoke: No
Drink: No

My Job:
I provide analysis for ESPN NFL Sunday Countdown. I like to pretend I know about football, but really I am just a stupid kid who tries way too hard to be cute. I also talk about events that happened before I was even born and provide no valuable addition to the show whatsoever. The people at Disney thought it would be funny to have a little kid on TV and since my dad is an executive at Disney (I made that up), I didn't even have to tryout for the role.

Favorite Hot Spots:
My super cool bedroom with corny toys all lined up on my bed by some lame lady who tries really hard to make it look like a legit bedroom. I don't really understand why there is nothing remotely related to sports in my room even though if I am supposed to know so much about football though.

For Fun:
I love saying my stupid sign off, "This is Jason Krause, Takin' it to the House!" I do this thing with my hand which is meaningless and makes no sense, but I hope it helps people remember me. The guys at Disney say I am gonna be a star and that it's just a matter of time, so I need to have a calling card. I also like singing and acting. I'm basically one big whore for attention.



Favorite Things:
Stupid gimmicky segments on television. I'm supposed to like football, but really I like reading Mademoiselle and looking at the clothes. I guess I like to play football, but definitely not tackle.

Last Read:
Unlimited Power by Tony Robbins. I want to awaken my inner giant to maximize my potential.

About Me and Who I'm Looking For:
I cannot seem to maintain a friendship. I guess they are just jealous of my success, but it sure would be nice to have someone to hang out with. If you are interested and don't mind that I am a huge star, please IM me. Even if you would just let me be your friend on MySpace, that would be cool. At least that way, I wouldn't seem like such a loser.