NICK FOLK'S GENITALS ARE BIGGER THAN YOURS

by Davey, Blown Coverage

The Dallas Cowboys have a rookie kicker called Nick Folk and young mister Folk must be hung like a killer whale on Levitra. That's basically the only explanation that I have. Well, it's either that or God just hates the Buffalo Bills.

Folk kicked 4 field goals including a 53-yarder to win the game as time expired. Actually, Folk kicked that 53-yarder twice as Dick Jauron tried that weak sh*t of calling a timeout right before the kick but not even that could rattle King Leonidas Sir Kick-a-lot. Folk just adjusted the huge male package in his pants and kicked that baby through while making a dirty poem involving Jauron's mother.

Dallas basically tried to give the game away by turning the ball over 6 times and playing a pathetic brand of football that would be fitting for my Miami Dolphins. Tony Romo was picked off a staggering 5 times and 2 of those were returned for a touchdown. Terrence McGee also returned a kick-off for a touchdown for Buffalo but the Cowboys somehow still came away with an amazing 1-point win.

So, the 'Boys are still undefeated and the Bills are officially done now after blowing what would've been their biggest win of this decade. As if Buffalo needed more vomit inducing memories involving Dallas....