THE NICKELODEON: GET YOUR FAT ASS UP, WOMAN!

Since this is a Epic Carnival, this video seems quite appropriate. It's a perfect example of the fat-ification of America.

Watch as this bitch falls down in the Fun House and can't get her ass up ... after the jump.

Then again, and you women out there (all three of you) tell me if I am on to something, maybe the ride she was getting was a bit more fun that what a Fun House really should be. Ewwww...