by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool
(with all credit to Weird Al Yankovic)
Faces filled with joy and cheer
What a magical time of year
Howdy ho, it's Yankee Elimination Day
Put your Indian war paint on
Spread Torre's remains on the lawn
Don't you know if's Yankee Elimination Day
Most of the nation's girls and boys
Love that wonderful sobbing noise
You'll know what this day's about
When Yankee Fan cries their eyes right out
So come along and have a laugh
Write your A-Rod epitaph
Clemens is dead and everyone in Cleveland's getting a lay
Hip hip hooray, it's Yankee Elimination Day
Big Stein's on the lose again
Firing children, women and men
Why he does it, who can say?
But it's such a festive holiday
So let the Elimination fun begin
Bash their wealthy dreams right in
It's tradition - that makes it OK
Hey everyone, it's Yankee Elimination
We'll have some fun on Yankee Elimination
Put down your noose, it's Yankee Elimination Day
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