THROWING LINKS

by BD, Epic Carnival

Throwing Links is the Epic Carnival's weekend link dump. Coming to you every Saturday and Sunday morning. Send all submissions here. This week's Cheerleader is Lindsey of the Bengals as I'm a bit of a sucker for redheads.

10. Bill Simmons is referencing "The Hills," and that's just one reason he's turned into a twat. The others include defending the Pats as they run up the score. (My Brain Says Rage)

9. TBP gets the man who runs Extra Mustard Jimmy Traina to sit down for an interview. (The Big Picture)

8. Agent Zero doesn't just kill on the court and on his blog, but he also kills the rookie's cars as well. (FanHouse)

7. It would appear you absolutely cannot use those words your mom slapped you for around Ray Allen. (Larry Brown Sports)

6. Well, if nothing else we know Ryan Garko isn't an asshole like most of those at Fenway last night. (Foul Balls)

5. Speaking of assholes, here's the top 10 in Cowboys history. (Viking Age)

4. Bill Maher isn't interested in your 9/11 conspiracy theories. You'll want to take those to Bill O'Reilly. (Crashburn Alley)

3. Would you look at that. Louisville's QB has a website. Unfortunately, it's not the one you'd think. (The Meaningful Collateral)

2. If Greg Easterbrook ever sneaks into the booth beside Chris Berman I'll be needing a noose. (Nerds On Sports)

1. I really hope this is what the Yankees roster looks like next year, but I doubt it. (Thunder Matt's Saloon)