THROWING LINKS

by BD, Epic Carnival

Throwing Links is the Epic Carnival's weekend link dump. Coming to you every Saturday and Sunday morning. Send all submissions here. This guy's getting a great view, we can only hope ours are as good on this football Saturday.

10. A fantastic 300 spoof from Robot Chicken. 1776 it's called, and it even features GW signing his name to the Declaration somewhere small around John Hancock's massive signature. I know, I know, Hancock signed it big on purpose, but it's still annoying. (Popoholic)

9. One way to get your team on the right track... recruit high school sophomores before the big dogs get to them. (Storming The Floor)

8. A few ideas for the Redskins to beat the Pats. Most of which are not legal, but considering the holier than thou attitude of New England I can deal with it. (My Brain Says Rage)

7. Either Kevin Durant just ran into a forcefield, or he's a massive clitoris with extremities. I'd imagine Seattle is hoping for the former. (FanHouse)

6. Somebody actually wants ESPN to bring back Dream Job. When you consider most of their current programming it's actually a good idea. (Signal 2 Noise)

5. Beer, once again takes precedent over safety and intelligence. This time a cheerleader is involved. (Seal Clubbers)

4. Chad Johnson could really go for a hug. After all, he's not the me-first ass-bag he's being painted as on a daily basis. (Ghosts Of Wayne Fontes)

3. I couldn't agree more, those stupid photos have got to go. (Why Don't We Get Drunk And Blog?)

2. If you were looking to jump on the Boston bandwagon, but aren't sure just how to be a complete douche to the point that no one can stand you. Here's how.. (Kissing Suzy Kolber)

1. Tony Romo now plowing Sophia Bush? I'll tell you, this guy knows he's not going to be top-shit forever and he's making sure to spread his seed in quality patches before his 15 minutes are up. (Larry Brown Sports)