TOP 10 CONCLUSIONS FROM THE RED SOX SWEEP OF THE ROCKIES

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool

10. Maybe God doesn't hate gay marriage and universal health care that much after all

9. Winning 20 out of 21 against National League opponents may not count as much as beating real teams

8. The karmic payback for voting for Bush in 2004 is a bitch (see Ohio, Teams Of)

7. When push comes to shove, bet on the team that spends $100 million more on their payroll

6. Josh Fogg is more of a "Dragon Happy Meal" than a "Dragon Slayer"

5. Having a lot of rest between playoff rounds isn't terribly helpful

4. The defensive problems of playing David Ortiz at first base may not be very crippling

3. Brian Fuentes may not be a very deserving All-Star

2. Baseball games don't need extra innings to last for five hours

1. Waving white towels really doesn't seem to intimidate the Red Sox very much