TOP 10 NBA QUESTIONS IN 2008 THAT WON'T GET ASKED, BUT SHOULD

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool

10. Is Kevin McHale still on the Celtics payroll, and if not, does someone cut his meat and tie his shoes for him?

9. When the Lakers finally cut the cord with Kobe, will there be dramatic new disclosures in the Colorado case?

8. Has David Stern effectively ended the tanking move forever with his freeze-out of the Eastern Conference in the lottery last year?

7. Is Isiah Thomas asking all prospective female employees if they will sleep with him in job interviews, or has he learned some other lesson from this summer's activites?

6. If Acie Law gives the Hawks an actual point guard, will the 14 Atlanta Hawk fans accept it, or reject it like a kidney from a failed donor?

5. Do the Maloofs have a safe room set up for when Ron Artest goes on a horrific killing spree, or is it simply every man for himself?

4. Is LeBron James allowed to just send players back to the bench and play shorthanded, under the theory that at least they'll be less likely to be in his way?

3. Is Ben Wallaces still pissed off about Headband Gate?

2. Is there a fund that we can donate to that will keep Bill Walton and Stephen A. Smith off the air?

1. Has any other NBA player picked up the Joumana Kidd gauntlet (come on, Starbury, we know you have no standards and are out of your freaking mind...)?