TOP 10 REASONS THAT ERIC MANGINI IS STICKING WITH CHAD PENNINGTON

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool

After reviewing the film of the tem's latest loss, Jets coach Eric Mangini has decided against a quarterback change. He's leaving embattled weak-armed starter Chad Pennington in, despite the team's 1-6 record and the desire of many J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS fans to begin the Kellen Clemens Era. What are the real reasons why the erstwhile ManGenius is standing by his Chad?

10. That last touchdown pass that Pennington threw had some real zip on it -- it could have broken paper

9. Jets enjoy a time of possession edge over the opponent whenever Chad throws a "deep" ball

8. Mangini figures that Pennington is only a week or two away from getting brutally mangled again anyway

7. With Byron Leftwich hurt, Pennington is all that is standing between us and a Marshall QB Free NFL

6. Mangini knows that if he benches Pennington too soon in 2007, he's really going to jeopardize his chances to become the first two-time Comeback Player of the Year winner in 2008

5. Just trying to lull the rest of the NFL into a real sense of security

4. Trying to see if they can get Laveranues Coles to go completely freaking insane, like a real No. 1 wideout

3. Wants to see if can be part of the largest point spread in NFL history for the upcoming Jets-Pats game in New England

2. His kids have been seen hanging out with Andy Reid's

1. Mangini is still secretly working for the Patriots, and testified in CheaterGate as an elaborately designed motivational ploy, all of which has been orchestrated by coach Nixon himself (what a genius!)