by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool
10. "Pat Burrell's up in a clutch situation. The Phillies have to like their chances here."
9. "You know what I haven't heard enough about? Frank TV. That guy is so funny!"
8. "You just hate to see the Yankees beaten by acts of God."
7. "I'm just glad the Red Sox are winning. Their fans deserve it."
6. "I just love it when they interview the managers in the middle of the game. I learn a lot about the game from that."
5. "These extra graphic flourishes they add really add a lot to the game."
4. "I wish we could have Frank Thomas for color analysis all year."
3. "I don't know about you, but I was totally shocked to see the Cubs fail in the playoffs."
2. "DiamondBacks versus Rockies. This is the series that everyone wanted to see."
1. "I don't care how much he makes -- Rocket was worth every penny."
Sunday, October 7, 2007
TOP 10 SENTENCES THAT HAVE NEVER BEEN SAID BY MLB PLAYOFF VIEWERS
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6 comment(s):
Dude, CLASSIC. Might be your best top 10 yet!
ha, hilarious.
also, "you know who really captures the feeling of major league baseball post season play? dane cook."
Absolutely the funniest thing I have read since the playoffs started. Good stuff!
Great stuff, I especially like #10, 9, and 6. This really made my MLB playoff experience a little better after the Phils got swept...
There's only ONE Doug Davis! When Davis pitches, you don't know if you're gonna get his 84 mile an hour junk ball or his 86 mile an hour meatball. Of course, over in Colorado, there's only ONE Jamey Carroll!!! Just one guy who can hit a buck seventy all year and be called a hero!!! Doug Davis!! Jamey Carroll!! There's only ONE of those guys!! There's only ONE OCTOBER!!!!!!
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